Women's International League for Peace and Freedom (WILPF)

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

News Quiz

1. "Bush’s initial deer-in-the-headlights paralysis was followed by whining, smirking, weaseling cover-up TV sound bites, massive denials of responsibility, non-specific bashing of 'liberals' and a combination of hubris, arrogance, doctrinaire disregard of fact and bungling mismanagement with no concern for life and no real plan."
This statement applies to:
A. Hurricane Katrina
B. 9/11
C. The war on Iraq
D. All the above
E. None of the above

2. "Massively-funded secret industry lobbying has systematically discredited science and disrupted national and worldwide solutions of critical problems."
This statement applies to:
A. Global warming
B. The human population explosion
C. Tobacco addiction
D. Developing economies
E. Women's rights
F. All the above
G. None of the above

3. "No one could have predicted this event."
This statement applies to:
A. Al Qaeda hijacking passenger jumbo jets to attack prominent US buildings
B. Massive, ruthless, fanatical and popular guerilla resistance to Western invasion of Middle Eastern countries
C. Hurricane Katrina regaining power over the near-record warm Gulf of Mexico
D. Below-sea-level New Orleans "superfund" sites spewing toxic chemicals into floodwaters years after they were to have been cleaned up
E. Huge Federal no-bid cost-plus contracts for Bechtel and Haliburton to fix up New Orleans
F. All of the above
G. None of the above

If anyone in your household has answered "None of the above" to any of the above, you should immediately put Parental Controls on the Fox News channel.


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